GROUPIES Noun [Pronounced - groo.pe]
a young person, especially a teenage girl, who is an ardent admirer of rock musicians and may follow them on tour.
That’s according the Oxford dictionary.
Definition #2
According to Urban dictionary Groupie: Women that sleep with rappers, athletes, famous people, etc… simply because they are famous. Example Don’t grow up to be like Kat Stacks, she’s a groupie.
And ladies and gentlemen nobody explains things better than the urban dictionary but with the sudden change of things on earth and everything being digital now there is a new type of groupie called “The Twitter Hoe”. Yup, I know what you are thinking what’s a twitter hoe, well a twitter hoe ain’t the follower that you (the regular guy) and your other regular friends have been fucking and ducking. A Twitter Hoe Aka the digital groupie don’t fuck regular Niggas like me but they do fuck with me. If you are confused don’t worry I’m about to show their characteristics
Characteristics of a twitter Hoe
1. She follows all the coolest celebs making waves in the country currently and RTs everything they tweet. No I’m not saying it’s not cool not follow and RT your celebs but the groupie always is the one flooding your timeline with tweets like eg “@Sarkodie is very handsome and I know he will win a Grammy”, “@ELrepGH is the sexiest man alive”, “Raquel’s sweetieo video is very nice”, “I want my picture to be on @MutomboDaPoet’s tumblr page”
2. She tweets celebs like she’s cool with them. Woman go sit your ass down, ain’t no one cool with your ugly self.
3. If shes always holding conversations with struggle rappers like Barima Pages and trying to link em with the bigger rappers then she’s a groupie too.
4. If you hear her name on more than 3 radio shows on more than 2 different radio stations then shes one.
Dear innocent girl who is convincing herself that she’s not a groupie let me ask you 3 questions and your answers will show you your position in life.
I. Have u slept with a rapper/singer/poet/actor/sportsman/radio and tv person or a celebrity’s manager, PR just to get access with to the celebrity ?
II. What was the relationship when y’all had sex ? How many of them have you had sex with. Isn’t he in your top 3 celebrity list ?
III. How many times in a week do you RT his tweets ? Does he check on you like the way the regular guy does ? Does he do it more the regular guy ?
Jealous that I’m not a celebrity and I don’t have groupies ? Yeah I am. I’m a regular straight guy who sells t shirts for a living and people like me always wish all the “bad bitches” would swim in our DMs with some thirst or even RT some #MeYeHipHop T shirt pictures for the rest of the world to see. But no I don’t get that treatment so this is my attempt to cockblock or should I say box block these celebs.
And oh yeah Mr. Celeb just remember the more you fuck a groupie the more she becomes attached to you and the more she gets attached to you,the more she helps promote your craft but as soon as you leave her. The amount of hate she will send your way will be more than what Hitler had for us Jews. Even the Bible says a groupie scorned is more evil than devil himself. I just hope y’all remember what Kat Stacks did to Soulja Boy. Y’all stay cool and don’t forget to be rare. Make moves, stay relevant !!!
Source : Joey Chase (Afripolis)
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