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When should we pray?
A guy walks into a library and asked the librarian he wants a book on suicide……… Guess the librarian responds.
how would you like it, by gun,knife or poison?
Watch Live Ghana TV at http://www.ghanatv.weebly.com please share it on Facebook.
Coming soon BBC 1&2 etc.
Today is my Bday, a week ago my Ex sent me wine and condom, he called me today and said he is coming for the things he sent, at 9pm, he get something nice for me…. i should make sure i put the kids to sleep..we broke up 5yrs ago, and i see him every year on my bday, 6weeks after my bday then my stomach will be big… this time i dont need any baby gift from him. wht should i do? cos is 4hrs to his coming.
This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends – they’ll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything – they’re your true best friends. Don’t let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they’ll come and go too. And babe, I hate to say it, most of them – actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can’t give up because if you give up, you’ll never find your soul mate. You’ll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don’t, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.”
i can’t sleep, i need my sleeping pills
GF: Honey, can I have your phone for a minute?
BF: Okay, wait lemme switch it on [he deletes messages, delete photos, deletes videos, logs out from Facebook, formats the memory card] here is the phone, I have nothing to hide.
GF: Ok dear, just wanted to check the time so I can set mine
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to
revive her Husband’s sex drive. ‘What about trying Viagra?’
asks the doctor.
‘Not a chance’ says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an
aspirin for a headache.”
‘No problem,’ replies the doctor. ‘Drop it into his coffee,
he won’t even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to
let me know how you got on.’
A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he
inquires as to how things went. ‘Oh it was terrible, just
terrible doctor.’
‘What happened?’ asks the doctor.
‘Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee.
The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the
cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes
off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the
tabletop. It was terrible.’
‘What was terrible?’ said the doctor, ‘was the sex not
good?’
“Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years,
but I’ll never be able to show my face in McDonald’s again